Who the hell is Eve, and why should I care?

Eve is a rap artist, most recently known for a single with Gwen Steffani, Rich Girl.

Is it just me or is this vid clip is so not HAWT? However, if Gwen were in it too I might be inclined to go buy her album.

Then you would feel like a delicious fool, for her new album is among the finest in the Shit, Ridiculous, and WTF categories.

Oh, it sounds better than I thought, I was thinking it was just a load of crap. I'll go buy it today and be the envy of all my friends!

eve: 'is that camera on?'
stud: 'no, of course not.'
eve: 'but, the little red ligth is on...'
stud: 'that means the battery is charging.'

that dildo looked like it had plenty of room in there

that dildo looked like it was screaming for a pair of scissors. and you know she couldn't fuck because she was SO having a herpes outbreak at the time.

Naztay azz puzzay

not teh sexie

u people don't like your coffee black do u .i love chocolete cherry pussy yummy

^^^ the most appropriate response

that is some nasty shit, y0.

lefen cok gently weeps :/

The pussy has to be so big to be able to handle those big black cocks.

^niger

Your arrow points in the wrong direction

^niger

There, you happy?

I guess she did well on her audition..?