jeebus fuking christ steel, IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU OK?! what do you want to hear, that it will whiten your teeth and polish your dog? that it will wax your driveway to a brilliant shine and keep machine parts like new for a generation? that it will make you happy and pretty and popular like MENTOS? WHAT?! it's a BRAND NEW FORM OF MATTER, steel, understand? it knows nothing of your vanity or your fuel efficiency or your internet connection speed or your saggy diaper that leaks, so GIVE IT A FUKING BREAK! i suppose next you'll want to invade massachusetts under the guise of 'spreading canadianism' so you can get your dirty paws on our new form of matter so you can go on driving your obscene fuel-guzzling humvee hosermobiles all over the tundra like 'WEEEEE we are MASTERS OF ALL WE SURVEY! BEHOLD OUR MIGHTY PTARMIGAN AND MAPLE FLAG SUCKAS! WE SAY 'ZED' HAHA!' yeah i fuking thought so. fascist.
