'There was no mention of whether the results may have been affected by the fact the couples were being watched by a bunch of geeks in white coats while at least one partner had their head connected to a machine that goes bing'

EL O EL

So, it's possible that my wife is having sex all the time?

Men's brains (and everything else) goes to sleep right after sex, so I think we're even.

Who thinks these studies up? Someone who has way too much time on their hands!

barch97: TEH WINNAR

It's just not possible. All my lesbian porno's prove it.

I don't know. See the expression on a chick's face when she's getting head-NO THOUGHTS GOING ON

Bullshit, my wife doesn't go to sleep. She usually starts quizzing me on what I plan on getting done around the house on the upcoming weekend.

Then, between 'Oh GOD's she remembers that she's forgotton to pay a bill and squeezes hard a few times to drain me quick.

Then she rolls my lifeless, spent body of'n her and heads downstairs for ice cream.

Women are machines. They don't ever really sleep. They just close their eyes and dream up ways of controlling men more efficiently.

...meanwhile we're so stupid, we actually think we're running things.

That was the greatest illusion woman ever cast upon man:

*Let him think he's in charge and you'll pwn his ass forever.*