The default WordPress makes reading shit hard.

i woulda bet my cat's left nut that this was a KAHUNA link.



sorry, baxter.

LAL

'So if a person is approached, throwing the merchandise towards LP’s head will usually startle them for a moment, giving a person that much quicker a head start.'
Done it.
Beer run in Albertsons at 3am on a sunday....in utah. They dont sell alcohol on sundays in Utah county(and not at all is others). Went in with a buddy. I grabbed two twelve packs while he talked to the lone clerk. Almost out the door when a security guard sqared off with me. I basically threw the 12 packs at his waist, startled he fumbled to catch them and i ran right past his dumb ass. Made it home. Friend showed up about 10 minutes later saying that the rent a pig was all uppity. Had a good, sober, laugh.

So, in order to escape with your loot, you threw your loot at the guard and then ran.

Then got home and found yourself sober and without delicious boozy loot.

Then celebrated?

Somehow I don't think you thought your brilliant plan all the way through.

They forgot to mention other means of avoiding counter measures... I knew one guy that was about 6' 8' or so and he would just stick the CDs in his top shirt pocket and walk out the door with the loot going over the dumb sensors.

He eventually got caught though, they always get caught due to the laws of averages and the fact that they get unrealistic with their prowess. kinda like gamblers thinking they will never loose...

i NEVAR lose!

you just did

Round here it's called yahooing beer. To do it properly one should yell YAHOO as one hauls ass out of the store.