this is what happens when you live in the fuking desert long enough.

I've read some pretty fucked up shit on the swarm, this is up there (out there?) with the best of it. Baby clothes and feacal incontinence as a fetish/lifestyle. It's bizzaro world.

No more sex and no more masturbation - that's his real problem.

Forever A Kid

'Is that baby powder I smell?'

'Yeah,' Windsor replies. 'Do you like it?'

Dan begins to sway, nearly falling over until he props himself up with an outstretched arm on the bar.

'Not really,' he says, inches from Windsor's nose. 'It kinda stinks.'

Dan's delivery makes them fightin' words. But Windsor has a way of defusing these kinds of situations, he says, which happen so infrequently, even he seems surprised.

'I've got a third-degree black belt in tae kwon do,' he says, later. 'The last thing somebody wants is to get their ass kicked by a baby girl.'

hahahahaha he shoulda smacked the shit outta him.

Wow, I'm not sure what's sicker & sadder...someone who would go to such extremes to avoid having to deal with real adult responsibilities, or someone who would cater to the 'needs' and whims of such a twisted nutbag. My friend Karla could give him a spanking that would cure his ass of babyhood forever!!

With her special Tillamook cheeseboard!

I specifially remember someone flirtingly asking for a spnking from her one night. Laughingly, she pulled him into the other room. A few hours later, limpng, and with red-rimmed eyes, he mumbled , 'you really don't wan't to ask her for a spanking...'

Waiter?? Oh Waiter?

Check Please.