Astronomers determine date and time of Christ's jigginess
Now the religious zombies know EXACTLY when to act like robots!
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"They said the New Testament stated that Jesus died the day after the first night with a full moon, after the vernal equinox.
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They were convinced the date of the crucifixion was 33 AD, and not 30 AD, because records showed a solar eclipse, as depicted in the Bible at the time of Jesus' crucifixion, occurred in Jerusalem that year."


Solar eclipses during full moons? That's a new one. Plus I've never heard of solar eclipses lasting for hours. Get some real scientists.
 
 


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