Its a start, but its not Florida.

I hope they take Alabama ans mississippi along for the ride

Well, but I like the beaches in Florida. Maybe everything but the beaches could be sucked in? Florida has the only nice ones on the Gulf.

i love Florida except for those fucking manatees. they should declare a bounty on them and clear those bastards out.

I'll bet they taste good pan fried with garlic and chives.

By manatees, do you mean the rampant elderly?

You know what keeps Texas from slidding into the gulf ?
Oklahoma sucks.

Texas is sinking because of the huge piles of Republican bullshit that grows there at an alarming rate.....

I'd like to see the bible belt, and everything below it, slide off into the murky depths of Davey Jones locker - and park itself next to Atlantis.

I'd also like to see the southern coast move north a few hundred miles. That'd be nice. It'd make spring break sluts easier to navigate into.

But hey, I'm just thinkin' here. Nevermind me.

That is what spews from your ass when you think?

suddenly, i'm happier moving from texas to georgia

We're all gonna die.