i must of done some drunken swarming last night, there are dozens of matchstick rockets littering my kitchen.

oddly enough, me too(lol)

WMDs!

'Something nobody could have predicted was the advent of the Treacherous Matchstick Rocket. With the Matchstick Rocket you can transform common paper matches into dangerous towers of flame which you can use to rain destruction on the nearest former Soviet bloc country.You can get the matches to fly up to 12 feet using only tinfoil and a paperclip.'

Form your own arsenal today!