please, offer your opinion, unless your opinion is a link to some paul simon lyrics. i've yet to see an instance where you've pointed out the 'ridiculous one-sidedness' of my arguments, but i'd certainly welcome it.
Anyone speaking a point contrary to yours is obviously a shill for the right, while you espousing the talking points of the left make you openminded and enlightened.
Oh. Never mind. You've already worked all of this out in advance. Sorry to bother you. Enjoy your douche.