Maybe now the river won't smell like dirty pussy

cool, the fish died in transit. humans rule, and ancient beings can suck our collective cocks and die. At least the dude gets a world record. That's all that matters.

it died? i saw no mention of this.

there are lots of catfish. every fishery has a monster or two, but they're usually near the end of their lifespan. now that this one is gone, others will have the chance to get this big. it's all ok.

there's a theory that the entire planet is covered in dormant catfish eggs that hatch when they get wet. harebrained maybe, BUT MAYBE HUMANS WERE BRED TO BE THEIR CARETAKERS UNTIL THE OLD ONES AWAKEN! HMMMMMM?

you are correct, Vlad, but it still makes me goth sad. guess i'm just a fish fag.

Fish fag? I'm guessing you're half right.

fish ?

wait a minute....HAY, I'M SHOCKED AND OFFENDED. i demand satisfaction, sir.

I'll be at the Dells.

CATFISH....!
PUT IT IN THE BONG...!!!

I have a 400 gallon pond with two channel
cats,amongst other aquatic animals.I bought
these cats when they were 1' big.They are now
about a foot long.

If I can grow them out that big,I will rule the world.