I took some Law Enforcement classes in college and the first thing they teach is that all sorts of people confess to crimes who are completly innocent. the more spectacular the case, the more false confessions you get. Shit like this reminds me that i'm not half as weird as i think i am.

the modern 'justice' system basically relies on confessions and plea bargains of innocents to ensure smooth operation. blood on the gears, man.

^ not just innocents but everyone, which includes innocents. you know what i mean, bitches.

whoa!!! thats a big fucking image!!!

somebody wrangle that, Sorry.

Hurray for you fucking everything up with that image. Really.

Maybe coerced, but meth fiends tend to make up and say some really off the wall crazy shit sometimes.

Uart, my balls await your tongue like kamikazi dive bombers at midnight.

^ taht ,sir, is some funnay shit