hahaha. wait. wait. the movie industry doesn't excite him anymore? so..many..jokes..

When was he acting?

BUT YOU WHERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!11!

WERE. WERE. fuk. joke ruined.

When butterflies feed, they do so through a long proboscis that unfurls like a firehose.

You don't get to sit at the table before you're ready to give away your integrity. Maybe it works for Orlando Bloom. It doesn't for me.

Holy shit, CATFIGHT!!!!!!

This frightens me.

I fear that something this good happening to us will result in something equally bad happening to all of us.

Get ready for AIDs!

Saprophytic butterfly gonna shit the aids on us all.

run!

'A film is a product and as an actor you can only sell it if you sell yourself.'

How, in principle, is this wrong? Don't you want people to see your work of art? Don't like being associated with a money-grubbing-whore movie? Do some more indy movies you big whiney baby.

'Too late, too late to begin the training.'

Aww. Poor widdle hot house fwowa!

If only all crappy actors made enough money from two movies that they would never have to work again...

besides he never 'excited' me.

Finally, he turns to the good side.