lose some weight bitches.

took the day off and went to a theme park with naomi today - and we're waiting to get on one of the rides but there's a problem with one of the cars being loaded and there's about 3 attendants around this one car trying to get the seat harness to lock down. it wont.

we think the problem might be mechanical but it turns out that the occupant of the car had the fattest arse i have evar seen and the safety bar just wouldn't accommodate her. i LOL'd and got a slap from the wife for it :D

WAAAAH UGLY FATTY SAD WIF NO FRIENDS!

SAD KAHUNA FACE

consumerz

Ya know, i have an issue with this issue. Being slim and tall my whole life people ALWAYS said, ' Damn, you're sooo skinny, dont you ever eat!?' or 'You're a tweeker aint 'cha?'.
I mean for fucks sake, i dont run around town telling people i just met, 'damn, your the fattest muthafucka ive ever seen, please stop eating!' But people have no trouble pointing out the fact that i was slim as Snoop. Ive gained some weight in the past couple years so its not a problem very often anymore. I just guess i get a little irritated with the whole 'poor fat me' thing.

'Obese people feel that society is becoming more hostile to them..'

Just the way I planned it.

Hos' style is the proper way to ride a cow. Saddle up!

And I�m short � and thin, and people are all like, you�re short & thin ain�t ya � and that makes me sad. Group hug group hug! - Oh, hi again everyone, I�ve been to jail.

I may or may not of lied just then

this article is accurate, but anyone who went through public school systems already knows that people in today's society are hostile to those who are overweight...it's old news.

(insert oligatory slippedhole rant)

So, that's why my wallet was stolen and my wife's car spray painted? 'Caues I'm fat and people hate me :(


FUCK TEH POLICE

Fuck the police...they are fat too.