Let's Go On Oprah And Tell Everyone About Our Anal Problems
Two woman appeared on Oprah and spoke about their problems with constipation, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

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on Sat May 14 2005 Add to your ClipSwarm
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Clavis_ApocalypticaeSat May 14
 
Moar fuking Oprah? This IS becoming the WE Channel...
 
 
ghostriderSat May 14
 
if Linkswarm is becoming the WE Channel then i want to see the following torrents: Beaches, When Harry Met Sally, Autumn In New York, Thelma And Louise, The Color Purple and Norma Rae.
 
 
dragonstaffSat May 14
 
Wash your mouth out, Ghost.
 
 
DumbskullSat May 14
 
Moar ads for vaginal itch, drip and bleed are needed around here since this place is full of big pussies.
 
 
government_death_robotSat May 14
 
My hemorrhoids feel so bad that it's like grapes hanging out of my rear.
:-) :-) :-)
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeSat May 14
 
There are days I wish I could kick Dumbskull in the soul.
 
 
mineralGodSat May 14
 
All women should have their anuses removed so Oprah can't do shows about them.
 
 
trebleSat May 14
 
....all the sharp is taken out of your words because I just keep looking at bunnybee.
 
 
ghostriderSun May 15
 
well played
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeSun May 15
 
For me, a woman without an anus is 33% less fun. Your mileage may vary, of course.
 
 
azron123Sun May 15
 
Not true when they have a bunch of grapes hanging out of their assholes.

Although I will readily admit that vaginal warts make for a bumpy but interesting ride.
 
 
dragonstaffSun May 15
 
So do the grapes!
 
 
uartSun May 15
 
She only shits once every 5 days? I don't see a problem with that, it sounds pretty convenient. We're turning into Germans over here or something... Just because you don't shit every day at five minutes past 8, doesn't mean you are going to die.

Of course, if she likes to take it in the butt, I guess she'd have to keep the 'ole poop-pocket on the empty side.
 
 
uartSun May 15
 
She only shits once every 5 days? I don't see a problem with that, it sounds pretty convenient. We're turning into Germans over here or something... Just because you don't shit every day at five minutes past 8, doesn't mean you are going to die.

Of course, if she likes to take it in the butt, I guess she'd have to keep the 'ole poop-pocket on the empty side.
 
 
RoozleRoseSun May 15
 
She probably saves a lot of $$ on toilet paper, but once every 5 days seems seriously unhealthy. I bet when she finally dumps, it smells like a herd of dead animals decomposing... :o
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeSun May 15
 
With hemmers hanging off her bung like a bunch of grapes, I'd sincerely doubt she's into getting railed in the ass.

P.S. Nice doublepost, assflea.
 
 
CrackalackinSun May 15
 
Why is there so much pain?
 
 
BeachGoatSun May 15
 
Cause it fucking hurts!
 
 
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilSun May 15
 
grapes of ass...

why why the oprah? why?
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeSun May 15
 
Splendor in the Ass...best pr0n title EVAR.
 
 
SupermanSun May 15
 
What a load of shit.
 
 


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