Hang the Bastard!

he had two wives he could have been fondling... instead, he fondles livestock. They must've been some ugly wives.

He was not getting his needs met by the wives. Or is it' different'?

He fuked it to death? It has always been my practice to buy into the stereotype that Asians are notoriously under-hung. This belief gives rise to my theory that Asians make women do the sickest shit in porn as compensation for their micromembers. Kind of like Westerners with their fuking Pickemup Trucks, 4-foot tall rims, mullets, and whatnot.

I'll bet the convulsions felt wicked on his little ricecock, though. Oh, and think of the squealing!! Yes, the squealing!!! YAY!

We need to make the world safe from asian goat fuckers