11 year old battles condom machine, loses
Another reason to be proud of our youth. He's learned early on that safe sex isn't always as easy as it sounds!
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kHzTue Apr 29
 
At leat her learned early on that no matter how you look at it.. condoms feel like shit.
 
 
HOBOWed Apr 30
 
Reminds me of the time Vasudeva got his fist caught in that dogs ass. Good Times.
 
 
azron123Wed Apr 30
 
Actually the article was sort of a disapointment. It was only his hand that got stuck in the machine.

It would be kinda funny to make up instruction stickers that told guys to stick their dicks into the little door so the machine can put the condom on for them. It would be good for laughs and could reduce the number of breeding morons.
 
 


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