Russian Astrologist Plans To Crash NASA’s Independence Day
Imagine a twist to the plot of the movie Deep Impact: besides the comet, NASA is pitted against a Russian astrologist who wants to sue the agency because destroying a comet would irrevocably harm her “system of spiritual values”. A comet is not threatenin
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SteelThu Apr 21
 
“The actions of NASA infringe upon my system of spiritual and life values, in particular on the values of every element of creation, upon the unacceptability of barbarically interfering with the natural life of the universe, and the violation of the natural balance of the Universe,”

I say HEY LADY, if the powers of the universe didn't want us to intervene and stop a big rock from killing us all, they wouldn't have provided us with the tools and the know-how to do it.

If she wants to die I say we launch a second missile over to her house...That should balance things nicely.
 
 
wallygatorFri Apr 22
 
Naw, just drop a big ass rock on her. Seems to be what she wants.
 
 
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