The Art Of Photo Retouching
There are some things even Photoshop can't hide

by ragoo 2406 Reads
on Thu Apr 21 2005 Add to your ClipSwarm
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BeachGoatThu Apr 21
 
My son did a stint retouching for an underwear model. He got really good at hairlines...
 
 
SachsenpauleThu Apr 21
 
A lesson in beauty....
Vacuum-cleaning, and some beauty-psychologie.
Rounder shapes, darker eyes, brighter mouth, smoother skin.
I once delivered a link about 'digital beauties', computer generated woman.
Well, we already have them.
 
 
mineralGodThu Apr 21
 
Amazing that they always have to work on dem Titays..!!!
 
 
uartThu Apr 21
 
They make the titties bigger! I WANT THAT JOB!
 
 
uartThu Apr 21
 
also Erykah (spelled right?) Badu (same?) is one skanky-ass beast without retouching.
 
 
truenativeThu Apr 21
 
Interesting, it only seems to work on women of color....
 
 
wallygatorThu Apr 21
 
I thought it was interesting too. It must take some skill to be able to reduce the skank factor that much.
 
 
DonQuixoteThu Apr 21
 
Its actually not that hard. Just grab a copy of photoshop off of Bittorrent or hotline and start screwing around. Eventually you will get to the point hat you can airbrush out birth marks on anyones ass. I did that for a summer for a TV show (Son of the Beach) it was ok but got lame after a while.
 
 


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