Damn, I read the link as You can BEAT a Cop at first... I'm all disapointed now :(

YES! I want to be a surly, underpaid, control freak!

Where the fuck do I sign up? Can I start pulling people over for minor offenses and being a dick right away?

The people who want to be cops are the bent pussy dipshits that got picked on in high school.

If you want to be a cop, you probably shouldn't be one. My brother-in-law is a good example. He has been a sub contracted rent-a-cop working security for a hospital for the local police department for 25 years. Never a real cop, he still gets to act important and push people around, while brandishing gun, taser, and cuffs. I believe that he did a number of copycat Greeen River killings.

sounds like somebody's a little crybaby puss cause he gets tickets or something. Cause you're so special they're just picking on YOU. Yet if something doesn't go your way I bet there's alot of bitching about how a cop should be doing something about it. Need me to fedex you a tampon?

I have no criminal record, my dad was a cop for 25 years and I like the police. I call the police often for help. I also file complaints against the bad cops that come to our small town from LA to retire because of our low crime rate. We have a COMMUNITY of people who work together and watch out for each other. I am friends with my local law enforcement.

Fuck off, bitch. You are so wrong, you aren't even on the right planet. Go play buttfuck with your inbred cousin.

My favorite part is the text at the bottom of the homepage.

'The U.S. Dept of Labor predicted that by 2010 there will be more than a 29% increase in the demand for criminal justice professionsl..'

Translation : Oh we just know somethings going to happen where we will need all these fucking cops. Vere are unt paperrs...?

struck a nerve huh? 'I am friends with my local law enforcement'. I guess you are too much of a puss to talk shit to them in person like you do while being safely anonymous on the internet. Fucking hypocrite.

wallygator: sounds like somebody's a little crybaby puss cause he gets tickets or something.
Sounds like someone else has been sucking on the Republican-debate-style crackpipe.

'Fuck off, bitch. You are so wrong, you aren't even on the right planet. Go play buttfuck with your inbred cousin.'

Raising Beachgoats ire: -874 karma points.

Good work wallygator, you have just ushered in the first age of the apocolapse.

Sweet!

Safe to say we've got a purebred Bootlicker here.
Hitler's little shiza boys heee heee heee.

WussyGator: ' I guess you are too much of a puss to talk shit to them in person like you do while being safely anonymous on the internet. Fucking hypocrite.'

Actually, my profession puts me in contact with them on a nearly weekly basis, throwing drunken pieces of shit from the High Desert & LA out of my town, blinking their tweek-crusted eyes and clucthing at their overdrawn bank cards. Puss bags from shitholes like Victimville come here with the impression that they're big shit in a small town, get blown out of proportion, and end up with a three to five grand legal bill plus fines for their attitude. I deal these assholes constantly, with their graffitti, broken windows, beaten women, crank binges, and vomit puddles. The folks that live here neither do that nor tolerate it.

I can only guess by your lack of ability to concieve a good relationship with your police what your life must be like. I pay my taxes. I live here. They are my friends. I know them, and they know me, by name and face.

What a drag it must be to be a suspect, and not a citizen.

loser.

Ha HA!

'they are my friends'. HMMM. How often do you tell your 'friends' that they are 'bent pussy dipshits that got picked on in highschool? I'm guessing never, but apparently it's what you think of them.........

When you grow up with people, you see all their weaknessess, and strengths, and learn to respect them for what they can, and can't do. That is part of community. The guy who gave you a wedgie, the one you threw his lunch in a tree, we all have to live with each other. Get over that shit.

By the time you get into your fifties, if you have a grudge from Jr. High school that interfers with your roofing business or your ability to enforce the law or administer medicine, you've got a real problem.

Social observations of future occupations are not the same as current judgements. I was an audio-visual aids nerd with a penciant for lab animals. Now I'm a succesful businessman with my own home on the beach and money in the bank, as well as a respected member of an idyllic community.

How do you like renting in a trailer park and working at 7-11?

I picked up on the AV nerd bit. All that passive aggressive rage kinda thing you got going. Not surprising at all.
I just think it's bullshit for you to be one way to your 'friends' in person, but then spout off on your totally incorrect closet assessment of what caused them to choose a profession you would never have the stones to attempt.
Your 'friends' work shitty shift work in all kinds of weather and doing things that are inherently dangerous to them so you can be safe in your 'idyllic community'. Bet they'd love to hear how you really feel about them. What's the greatest hazard you face daily, a lip burn from your starbucks foo-foo coffee?

Your plebian Internet-dickhead spot-assessment of BGoat as some kind of lily-livered pansy because he thinks the profession of police officer is an excellent magnet for closet bullies and power-hungry schmucks (which I believe is roughly 100% on the mark) is wierd and irksome to watch; nevertheless, I'm waiting to see if your strategy of lionizing cops as modern-day paladins will eventually reveal some latent desire to suckle at the father-figure penis,

To sum up: you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

But please, don't let that stop you.

Are you finished, well then, allow me to retort. Fuck you and fuck him. The thing that bothers me about Bitchgoat is that he talks some mad shit about cops, yet (a) claims his local cops are his friends (b)had a dad who was a cop for 25 years who must have been in that profession according to B-goat and now you because he was picked on in school and is a power hungry closet bully.
There are good cops and there are bad cops, no shit. Neither of you would ever have the stones to be a cop for a second, yet you seem to know all about what kind of people they are. What other job has so many people sure they know all about it cause they watched alot of shows about it on TV?
Would he have gone to school and have a business and a beach house if his dad had not worked so fucking hard to provide for him? I think not. To me, and I must be wrong because apparently only blue-bleeding liberals are right on the internet, this would seem to indicate just a tad of hypocrisy and a slight lack of gratitude.

'Can't we just all get along ?'

My Dad had nothing to do with me getting this home. My career, education, and achievements were hard won, living in poverty levels, often with a single meal for the family in the day. I've worked since age 12. I've never been afraid to use my hands, my brain, or my initiative. I don't need to prove myself to you; I have a loving family, adult children, respected friends, and the knowledge that I mean something.

Now, Please. Truce.

I don't want to fight. I'm a hot head. I was an asshole before you were born. I'll be one when I'm dead. There's no winning for either of us.

Please . Truce.

Ok

truce? please? awesome....

and in that instant, Beachgoat became someone I admired from afar, yet knew I could never be.

Ok

OK?

Wallygator: Are you finished, well then, allow me to retort.

That kind of arch-bitchy sandbox-gambit is gay enough in real life arguments, but using it on the Internet?



The thing that bothers me about Bitchgoat is that he talks some mad shit about cops, yet (a) claims his local cops are his friends (b)had a dad who was a cop for 25 years who must have been in that profession according to B-goat and now you because he was picked on in school and is a power hungry closet bully.

You have a problem making distinctions between generalities and realities. That's fine. But you can stop beating the horse now. You don't understand that it's possible to dislike people in general, yet have some very good friends that are people. You don't understand that it's possible to think managers are in general lazy ill-prepared stooges, yet actually like your own personal boss. You don't think it's possible to deeply mistrust the process by which cops are chosen and employed yet have met some actually decent humans working as cops.

You have little capacity for abstraction. I get it. Let's move on.



Neither of you would ever have the stones to be a cop for a second

Uh... you know this how, exactly?



yet you seem to know all about what kind of people they are.

I see what you are now. You're a neu-conservative, or at least an excellent candidate. You know how I can tell? Because you're clearly making shit up, yet I can tell you almost believe it anyway.



Beachgoat: Now, Please. Truce.

Have at it. As for me, I don't see the point in pretending to get along with a bullshit artist.

haha werd,
seeya in the gyrocopter comments cockfaece

'You have a problem making distinctions between generalities and realities. That's fine. But you can stop beating the horse now. You don't understand that it's possible to dislike people in general, yet have some very good friends that are people'

No, I guess I don't get it. You know, I let it be done with B-goat cause he wanted tit to be done.So it's done.

So, you dislike people of a certain class, but you have a few as friends so that makes it allright? Let me put this in a context a limp wrist liberal type might better understand.Kinda like a KKK guy telling the world he hates blacks, but that's ok cause he has black friends? Perhaps if we put it that I think all admin guys for websites were little freaks who never left their mommy's house, but Vasudeva's OK? Would you smile and think, what a friend?

As for anybody being a bullshit artist, what the fuck are you? Call it abstraction and use a few multisylable words to make yourself feel more intelligent? Fuck off. What am I making up bitch?

There's a reason why you spend so much time on the internet that you are an administrator. I'm guessing it is because you would probably get your ass handed to you on a daily basis in the real world if you talked the shit there that you did on the net.

That being said, fuck off and move on.

'HAHA LOSER I BET YOU LIVE IN A BASEMENT AND WOULD GET YOUR PIMPLY FACE KICKED IN OUT HERE IN THE REAL WORLD WHERE COPS RULE THE NIGHT ON THEIR ANGRY METAL STEEDS OF DEATH LOLOLOL I'M GOING TO CONTINUE TALKING SHIT AND MAKING UP RULES ABOUT LIFE BUT THEN JUST WHEN I HIT SUBMIT I WANT THIS TO BE OVER LET'S MOVE ON'

You're a pussy who is afraid of words he doesn't understand and who seeks shelter in the shadow of established authority figures by licking their bootheels. What you seem to think is logic and argument is a tortured mess of gradeschool I-told-you-so and planned cliche.

I find it amusing, though not terribly surprising, that you're letting me piss you off. I'm going to guess you're a vaguely precocious 16-year-old. How old are you? I'm curious.

Don't lie. I'll call mom.

The people who want to be cops are the bent pussy dipshits that got picked on in high school.

Hahaha.

If you want to be a cop, you probably shouldn't be one.

I understand your reasoning here, but that's still a big generalization. It doesn't apply at all for the people I know who want to be one, and certainly not for me.

My brother-in-law is a good example. He has been a sub contracted rent-a-cop working security for a hospital for the local police department for 25 years. Never a real cop, he still gets to act important and push people around, while brandishing gun, taser, and cuffs.

Sounds like a piece of shit.

Let me put this in a context a limp wrist liberal type might better understand.

Oh NO you di'int.

Kinda like a KKK guy telling the world he hates blacks, but that's ok cause he has black friends?

That makes no sense.

Perhaps if we put it that I think all admin guys for websites were little freaks who never left their mommy's house, but Vasudeva's OK? Would you smile and think, what a friend?

Yes.

I'm guessing it is because you would probably get your ass handed to you on a daily basis in the real world if you talked the shit there that you did on the net.

As would I. That's kind of an unspoken rule for the internet in general, though.

Oh, let us all bow down to Vasudeva's incredible intellect. Using words I wouldn't understand? What, is this what you do on your spare time when you are not out winning a pulitzer? Why is it you assume that anyone who calls you on your bullshit must be less intelligent. Are only people who agree with you intelligent? Am I pissed off, no. I'm rather enjoying this. And yes, I still think you are a pussy. Have a great day!

Wallygator:
[1] Oh, let us all bow down to Vasudeva's incredible intellect. Using words I wouldn't understand?
[1] What, is this what you do on your spare time when you are not out winning a pulitzer?
[2] Why is it you assume that anyone who calls you on your bullshit must be less intelligent.
[3] Are only people who agree with you intelligent?
[1] Am I pissed off, no. I'm rather enjoying this. And yes, I still think you are a pussy. Have a great day!

Sorry, I'm going to have to throw this one back. I've already demonstrated your use of [1] gradeschool sandbox comebacks; [2] wildly unfounded assumptions wrapped in logical fallacy, and [3] use of shit that just doesn't make sense.

Give me something interesting to work with, buttercup. I got other shit to do too, you know.

fuck..!!

Checked out your journal, from which I notice that (1) yes you do indeed appear to be a pussy, and (2) I definitely should not hold my breath for you to win a pulitzer. I'll leave you to those 'better things to do' which I'm sure you must have, like going to buy some more bleach for your hair so you can be a cool techno-intelligensia-rebel. Lead the way!

LOLADO.

LAY DOWN THE SNAP, ANON.

HAHA I LIKE THE CUT OF THIS WALLYGATOR'S JIB!

Seriously tough guy, the fact that you did some 'intelligence gathering: and caught a few pics and did the ol' SIZE UP OPPONENT routine is funny.

Dude, reread your comments and realize that you just sound like a bitch

Need an illustration?
Here:
'Oh, let us all bow down to Vasudeva's incredible intellect. Using words I wouldn't understand?' (translation-I have a vagina and am all conflicted about it.).
'Why is it you assume that anyone who calls you on your bullshit must be less intelligent.' (translation- the lingering shit odor you smell is due to the fact that I need to revisit my wipe protocol).
'What, is this what you do on your spare time when you are not out winning a pulitzer?' (translation- I get an erection when my mother hugs me).
'There's a reason why you spend so much time on the internet that you are an administrator' (translation- at retard skool they gave me a shiny hat).
'Are you finished, well then, allow me to retort.' (translation- my bleeding anus draws curious stares among my co-workers).

What, feel left out cause nobody flames you?

Kittenpants: Checked out your journal, from which I notice that (1) yes you do indeed appear to be a pussy, and (2) I definitely should not hold my breath for you to win a pulitzer.

You should know that I value your opinion most highly. When a well-educated, well-read, clear-thinking individual such as yourself decides I'm a pussy because he saw some pictures and I had bleached hair in them, well then -- you bet your cop-kissing ass I know when I'm beat. I'm getting rid of my version of reality and adopting yours post-haste. Thanks for opening my eyes, cattle-prod!



I'll leave you to those 'better things to do' which I'm sure you must have, like going to buy some more bleach for your hair

More grade-school. Do you really think this was worth typing? Let me assure you, no one has ever thought to mention my hair before. You have defeated me most soundly with your standard obligatory remark on my appearance!



so you can be a cool techno-intelligensia-rebel. Lead the way!

Kudos on almost not misspelling the most complex thing you've typed yet, puppetface. I suspect we may be able to make a human out of you yet.

P.S. Those pictures of me are old. Here's what you should be looking at:

FUCK TEH POLICE

You know, from your repeated references to grade school, I get the impression you must have had a tough time there. No wonder you are simmering so much. Did the people who used to kick your ass sound like me? Are you having a tough time typing through the tears? Oh, and if that's you now, then perhaps the bottle blond emo-punk bandwaggon jumper haircut was a better choice.

Crap! Defeated once again by the likes of Wallygator and his diabolical comebacks!


LOL YOU WIN PROFESSOR FLAMESTER!