ghostriderMon Apr 18
 
that's just funny, i played the jump over and over. he should be a surfboard.
 
 
wallygatorMon Apr 18
 
They call hip flipper!, flipper!
 
 
SillyRabbitMon Apr 18
 
Damn, it looks like he did that in one breath.
 
 
AcidburnMon Apr 18
 
Really.... Look at the people in the begining of the clip on the back wall. A guy standing there with no arms and no one is looking at him?
 
 
LORDKAHUNAMon Apr 18
 
HAHA swim like krazy.
Your reward?
Not drowning.
 
 
LORDKAHUNAMon Apr 18
 
BTW this textwar is awesome!
 
 
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilMon Apr 18
 
He's just humping the water... try to watch it again. This needs a porno backtrack.
 
 
trebleTue Apr 19
 
It's not hard to sprint one lap without taking a breath. It is however, marginally difficult to do it WITHOUT ARMS.
 
 
uglyfuckTue Apr 19
 
i enjoyed the crash in the wall at the end... obvisouly he can't put his hand out in front to stop that from happening..
funnay
 
 
ragooTue Apr 19
 
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in a pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at the bottom of a pool? Rock.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a hot tub? Stu.
 
 
SachsenpauleTue Apr 19
 
i can see the future...
i see parents genetically altering kids....
wanting them to be worldclass swimmers
after a few hundred years we have a new race...
the dolphin humans...
or worms
 
 
AcidburnTue Apr 19
 
What is the differance between parsley and a chicks pubic hair?
 
 
acheronTue Apr 19
 
'It's not hard to sprint one lap without taking a breath. It is however, marginally difficult to do it WITHOUT ARMS.'

As a former swimmer, and as 4 time backstroke champion in the summer swim league, I would like to point out that this is a 50-meter pool, which is a lot harder to go while taking only one breath. Plus he's doing butterfly kicks, so its not that hard to catch breaths inbetween up strokes.
 
 
acheronTue Apr 19
 
'It's not hard to sprint one lap without taking a breath. It is however, marginally difficult to do it WITHOUT ARMS.'

As a former swimmer, and as 4 time backstroke champion in the summer swim league, I would like to point out that this is a 50-meter pool, which is a lot harder to go while taking only one breath. Plus he's doing butterfly kicks, so its not that hard to catch breaths inbetween up strokes.
 
 
trebleTue Apr 19
 
Yeah, I'm a former fly and free swimmer in the MACS here in Pittsburgh, so I'm speaking from experience.
 
 
viper_princeTue Apr 19
 
hey, he never tagged the wall at the finish
 
 
truenativeTue Apr 19
 
He did actually take a breath at about 30 yards. I hear some jibberish at the end about another world record but he went 35.5, the world record is 23.30 for the 50 meter fly by Ian Crocker. Perhaps it's a record for a guy with no arms but it is pretty damn fast none the less. (I'm also a former swimmer and guard BTW)
 
 
uglyfuckWed Apr 20
 
'hey, he never tagged the wall at the finish'
was the crash in the wall not enough for you?
 
 


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