Virtual Bartender 2
Hummer, boobs, ass, blow job, topless, suck, man, seduce, ...

by HowardTD 1542 Reads
on Thu Apr 14 2005 Add to your ClipSwarm
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vasudevaThu Apr 14
 
I hated the first one, but I went ahead and approved this so you guys can hurry up and start sharing all the ones that result in some form of 'hot lesbian action.'
 
 
ogieThu Apr 14
 
so far 'kiss' and they make out. 'booty' and they worship each others ases. 'light saber' makes them have a duel. 'gun' will make them have a blaster shootout. and 'cat fight' will make them kick each others asses
 
 
ghostriderThu Apr 14
 
i shoulda stole that avatar when i had the chance
 
 
edventureThu Apr 14
 
spank, lightsaber fight, tits

best one so far: booty
 
 
vasudevaThu Apr 14
 
Words you can rule out doing anything interesting:

Murder

Vomit

Garbage

Bulimia

Hooker

Rape and Cunt both get you the extended over-acted bad-boy no-no-no animation.

When the brunette gives you the 'we don't understand' animation she sniffs her right hand real quick. WTF.

Man is this thing fuking stupid.
 
 
lefenThu Apr 14
 
banana
 
 
SexNinjaThu Apr 14
 
pfft. 'Strip' gets you a security guard sticking himself in front of them so that you can't see anything.

Lame.
 
 
ogieThu Apr 14
 
rub is good they rub against each other
 
 
TheStormThu Apr 14
 
Why, that's the most fun I've had since Virtual Bartender I!

(Where's the master command list?)
 
 


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MstrLance : GOLD LAMÉ.
bobacus : this day is full of LAME.
wolfer : my grammer wasnt that good last night either, heh
ghostrider : lick the front for better results


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