you taste like SOUL FOOD!

DUDE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of deceit and oppression?
CONDI: I am Condi, Queen of the State.
DUDE (kneeling): My liege!

Bush: Don't I get a kiss too?

Dude (thinking): Finally i got her ring, hope that nobody sees me spitting it out.
Bush (thinking): Sucker, you think that nobody saw you, but i wont say anything yet. its better to declare war to your country becourse of WMDs.
in fact: you have some, condis ring could be really really powerful after you touched her ass.
Condi (thinking): Ups i just have mistaken 'kiss my hand' with 'pull my finger', whatever, i know that bill likes it.
Bill: She blowed me so hard and while she did this i farted in her face.
Believe me, it was harder for me then for her, did you ever see her?
(thinking: oh condi i miss you)

Dude (thinking): Now, finally! Those rumors of me being a negro hater will be put to rest once and for all. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION EVERYONE... I AM KISSING A BLACK HAND.

Condi: Smell my pussy juice.
Dude: DAMN NIGGA!

YUMMMM, sweet taste of Bush colon and K-Y.

The female of the species uses her ovipositor to pump yet another load of eggs into a host male. As the unsuspecting vessels ripen, the young will swarm in their brains and cause urges of mass violence and bloodletting, providing an ideal hatching environment. The gathering of host males in their plumage is common as the female releases her pherenome rich scent, rubbing her hindquarters upon the ground and walls like an anal-impacted scottish terrier.