Pope John Paul II Finally Fuking Dead
WHEW! Almost didn't think we were gonna make it.

by vasudeva 3050 Reads
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TagnutSat Apr 02
 
Fantastic! Who's Tomorrow?
 
 
fl_projektSat Apr 02
 
ahhhhh you fucker, you beat me to it! your article wasnt there before i submitted. I submitted, refreshed and you beat me!
 
 
TagnutSat Apr 02
 
Nevermind fl_projekt. The next dead Pope is all yours. ;)
 
 
vasudevaSat Apr 02
 
Tagnut, you're tomorrow. Look at the fuking page title, eh? What's it say? Jeezus pleezus.
 
 
TagnutSat Apr 02
 
See you in hell fukers!
 
 
LuckyLucianoSat Apr 02
 
Wow...the pope was in control of over 1/6 of the worlds population.
 
 
magicchexSat Apr 02
 
and poland shuts down
 
 
tantrumSat Apr 02
 



Ok. That's it. The Pope is dead. I'm moving on.
 
 
ghostriderSat Apr 02
 
as far as Pope's go, this guy was awight with me.



 
 
tantrumSat Apr 02
 
Yes, but we loved him with all our might..and still, he's dead.

How sad.
 
 
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhilSat Apr 02
 
Castro is next!
 
 
DumbskullSat Apr 02
 
We should start a pool for the country the next Pope will come from.
 
 
SunTzuSat Apr 02
 
just to confuse the whole world, the next guy should be from israel
 
 
SachsenpauleSun Apr 03
 
or from america.

Well, now his supply of services business company, called church needs a new manager.
 
 
girlySun Apr 03
 
Ding Dong. The pope is Ded. Which old pope? The ancient pope! Ding Dong.

and stuff.
 
 
cockroachSun Apr 03
 
See? Still no rapture. I hope some are questioning thier faith right now.
 
 
BeachGoatSun Apr 03
 
Cultists!
 
 
SachsenpauleSun Apr 03
 
I reject your anti-christianity, i see 35 posts about terry shiavo, a woman whose only contribution to the mankind consists of the fact that she brought up a debatte on deciding who is dead or not.

And i see 18 comments about the pope, THE POPE, man, who did symbolic gestures like meeting the jews, beeing sorry for which burnings, the one who prayed with the guy who wanted to kill him.
What happend to the old christian believe that a soul is more importand then another?
 
 
slippedholeSun Apr 03
 
Wow Sachsenpaule, way to clearly point out the hypocrasy that exists regarding the whole Pope/Shiavo issue.

The way I see it, the Pope and Terry Shiavo are society's latch-key kids vying for the attention of an aloof parent called linkswarm.com. You are right! It isn't fair that cutie, cutie, little Shiavo gets all the attention with her starvation tactics and bedside protesters while our pious, penitant Pope gets forgotten like yesterdays garbage. IT ISN'T RIGHT! Shiavo stole The Pope's thunder!

Let's all do our part to right this wrong...PLEASE HELP GET THE POPE'S POST COUNT HIGHER THAN SHIAVO'S!
 
 
SachsenpauleSun Apr 03
 
Well, now we have our holy mission.

Nevertheless, thats EXACTLY what iam saying.
I mean, the pope maybe will knock on gods door, and god will be saying something like 'get lost, i just want to play popolous, and you guys are always disturbing me'

But what concerns ms shiavo: she wouldnt get to gods door,
and if she would, (s)he would say 'ok, you have had a terri-ble fate, but why are you bothering me with this?'
 
 
slippedholeSun Apr 03
 
You and I are on EXACTLY the same page, bro. AND we are making some headway here. BUT some jerk just posted another comment on Shiavos link thread. Do you have any friends or relatives that you could get online to post some more comments so we can catch up? I will see if I can scrounge up some folks. This is bullshit, the Pope IS way better than Shiavo.

And hey, that whole schpeel about God's doorstep...I don't think your helping our cause...I think your scaring people away, bro.
 
 
LefenMon Apr 04
 
^fag
 
 
BeachGoatMon Apr 04
 
The Pope's parent's made their family fortune manufacturing gas for the concentration camps to exterminate Jews. That's hardly humanitarian!
 
 
SachsenpauleMon Apr 04
 
Ha! Terry Schiavos parents didnt even do that.
Maybe they assured that the gas wasnt to dirty,
nobody wants to die from unpurified gas.

The Pope is not responsible for this,
but nevertheless he apologized for it.
 
 
TangoMon Apr 04
 
 
 
freakmachineMon Apr 04
 
'The whole world mourns beloved Pope'

Really?
 
 
LOkiMon Apr 04
 
You know what? ~56,655,194 other people died 4/2 and I don't give a fuk about them either.
 
 
SachsenpauleMon Apr 04
 
Well i like the pope somehow, he only raped my once.
 
 
freakmachineMon Apr 04
 
oh come on Loki. i know you care.
 
 
CrackalackinMon Apr 04
 
LOki only cares about midgets. And strictly midgets.
 
 
slippedholeMon Apr 04
 
lefen=englock living vicariously through americans.
 
 
vladtweanoMon Apr 04
 
i think it's nice that the pope gave all those schaivo protesters something else to do together. you know, sort of an after-party where they can exchange phone numbers and tips about which kind of little paper cup is best for holding vigil candles, and what brand of lip balm is good for preventing tape chap.

by most accounts this pope was an ok guy with a sense of duty and humor. also, he told starving and aids-ravaged africans that condoms were sinful. also also, that cardinal law guy that presided over the boston archdiocese kiddie molestation stuff? the pope gave him a cushy job in rome, where one of his new duties is choosing a new pope.

so i hope the catholic league and will *ahem* forgive me if i simply note the passing of an ok guy with a sense of duty and humor, but fail to fall down and weep and convulse and wave little candles.
 
 
ragooMon Apr 04
 
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LORDKAHUNAMon Apr 04
 
^HAHAHAHAHA!
 
 


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