haha. i've noticed a common thread with all new yorkers i've ever met. there's this weird ingrained belief that nyc is somehow the only city in the world, and - coincidentally - center of the fucking universe. fucking annoying, man.
One things I have noticed about people from NYC is only those who read and or who have the NY Times delivered to their homes are civilized. All others are cretins.
my comrades and i dreamed of New York in our youth days. as east as you get from where we were, it seemed a distant pinnacle of culture. it had everything we didn't; punk rock, people, coffee, all night, drug fueled discussion parties, intellectuals, books and thoughts.
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