Nice.

I like the: 'It's complicated. It's private.'... i'm sure he'll get away with that one
...
I love my city

This is so much better than a semi-automatic Postal rampage. Guns are blase. This story is a thing of beauty.

'It's complicated. It's private.'

Isn't that always the case?

Shame the pic isn't any larger...

You are 1000% right.

It's obvious that brits are unable to sharpen an axe properly if it took that many hits to snuff and decapitate an old fart.

'It's complicated. It's private.'

Quintin Tarantino, eat your heart out.

What the fuck, it bears repeating: 'It's complicated. It's private.'

Dude.

' 'I heard the first thuds of the axe as it hit the man's head. I thought it was the sound of a child being hit by a car.
The axeman saw me but he just ignored me. He hacked his victim's head, cutting it as if it was a block of wood for a fire. His victim was unconscious on the ground, but he kept bringing his axe down on him.'


Repeat that ten times, then have a good night's sleep.

If brits were allowed to own guns, brutal axe murders would become a thing of the past.

^^The best argument I've seen for gun control.