awesome

damn that shit sounds SEXY yeah i'ma gettin hot all over thinking bout consumer electronics owners manuals read aloud through a snorkel by a sunburnt pygmy wearing a fruit leather saddle. In the immortal words of Samuel L Jackson

MMMMMM-MMMMM BITCH!!!

Singed elbow hair

Who has hairy elbows?

Sign language dirty talk! How can that be at the bottom of the fetish barrell, it's so sessay.

Where are the Eels? Won't somebody think of the Eels?

' Disembodied animal lips sewn to a kite flying over kindergarteners at recess.'. I've done this, but not for sexual gratification, and it was a whole animal when I started. Or, and it was a model rocket, not a kite.

A true fetish will bring the subject to orgasm with NO OTHER STIMULATION. No touching. No rubing. Just the fetish situation or object and the mind.

Latex Nascar dads??? Sounds like a cool name for a band.