Many years ago when I was an executive secretary, my boss gave me a stack of 'business cards' that were bright yellow with a cute graphic and read 'I hope you don't fuck like you park....you'd never get it in!' I thought they were hilarious and distributed them liberally in parking lots around town where they were truly deserved.
Hey. You. Yeah, you, anonymous person. If you logged in, you could comment, you know...
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