I am crave smoking of playing card. First must prepare soul for transentdental flight. Must...ahhhh..must wax on dees cream, apply bananas and chant mantra.
Ten minutes from now “Banana Bob” will die horribly while performing a Gallagheresque sex act for his German friends. Sadly, the Darwin Awards will fail to report it.
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.