There's a martini bar downtown here called World that caters exclusively to pretentious types who like to pretend they're in NYC when they're really in shithole Syracuse and makes much of its lame 'appletini'-style concoctions.
even in that article the author, paul william roberts, states that what he wrote there is fiction.
he said he just wished, imagined, that's what happened.
if you would have only printed the next few lines.
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