Pahs de dutchie 'pon de lef-hand side y'all. Ay! Saddam! Don' BOGART de weed man, ya rass man.

HAhaha, dude, that guy's head like TOTALLY flew apart man, hahaha! Dude, we got some cool fukin weapons man! I'm like, seeing shit - look at this ghost of Saddam all comin to get me and shit, Hahahaha! This is some dank bud, sarge, I'm siked we'll be all fuked up when we get ambushed, HAHA YEAH DUDE AHHHhahahhaa.

fizzle ma shizzle after tis blunt, I'm gonna cap that Saddams ass.

Quick!!! HERE! Take this large and invisible ham salad sandwich!!!

Cannonball it!!!

Man I didn't think the army was really going to install vibrating pussies in these!! Bustin nuts and bustin heads all in a days work.

Good doobie, kick ass wheels, a machine gun and a big fucking cannon and rag heads to shoot at. Life is good. It's the simple things, ya know.

I liberated a ton of these motherfuckers today, now it's miller time!

Yo photographer dude, check it out. It looks like I'm tweeking Saddam's nipple!