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lal @ 'outpost of tyranny'

I wonder what creative phrase the administration will come up with next to help us sink even lower along with the people who hate us.

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. Iranians are pussies. And Mohammed Khatami is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

Heather! And I thought you were such a nice girl.

Can I quote you? That was great.

Thanks for breaking that down to a level I can understand H. What happened to the time proven plan of devide and rule? Keep these fuckers busy fuckin each other up.

Heather, you give new meaning to 'articulate'. Damn girl, your words should be bronzed! Before the shitstorm hits...

Aw you guys make me all misty.

No one recognized that quote, eh? I bet ghost would.