Thais is all kinds of awesome.

WERDZ!

Too bad I typo'd one of them :<

то реально холодно!

Nice try Ragoo. The world 'cool' does not translate directly. Russians say 'KPyTO', which means 'hard-boiled'

To say 'real cool,' you should say 'KOHKPETHO KPyTO' (how convnient that alphabet share these latters). The direct translation is 'concretely hard-boiled'

concretely hard-boiled

That works too.

I like my eggs 'KPyTO'

I like my cracka KPyTo with a little bit of asshat on the side, for flavor.