What Would Stoners Do?
A forum of ideas from the terminaly wasted.

by BeachGoat 1977 Reads
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RoozleRoseFri Feb 11
 
Stoned yoga is waaaaaay cool.
 
 
SachsenpauleSat Feb 12
 
Death By Stoning isnt waaaaaay cool.
 
 
hoboSat Feb 12
 
i FORGOT WHAT i WAS GONNA WRITE
 
 
HellKatSat Feb 12
 
azron made his first actual purchase of weed a couple of months ago (guess he ran out of friends with weed). Oh, I forgot, I have been informed that it is now called 'spliff' and not weed. Anywy, we had ourselved a lil party for two and got really wasted on very little smoke. I'll spare you the details of finding the solution for world peace we found that night. What was funny, was the next morning we had to go to the grocery store. We were walking up and down the aisles when we realized we were still fucked up. Reality set in as I realized this shit was lasting waaayyy longer than either of us could imagine. I had a flying lesson only 2 hours away and I was still pretty fucked up. The quandry, cancel the lesson (which REALLY pisses of the instructor on a Saturday and incurs a cancellation fee or go flying in a dubious state of mind. I decided to take my chances as I knew I would have a competent instructor who would NOT be wasted. The story ends rather anticlimatic as by the time I had my lesson I was starting to find my brain again. I could have done better maneuvers, but my instructor did not have to land the plane for me. Do you feel safe in the skies yet?
 
 
hoboSat Feb 12
 
Next time you want to be UN-Stoned, do the following:

Let Azron shove something large in yer ass.

Will werk everytime.
 
 
azron123Sat Feb 12
 
Didn't werk!
 
 
magicchexSat Feb 12
 
SPLIFF = TYPE OF JOINT, NOT WEED
 
 
HellKatSat Feb 12
 
Excuse me.

azron did not want to tell you why it didn't werk. I think the pair of tattoos on my cheeks scared him. They say 'EXIT ONLY'
 
 
SachsenpauleSun Feb 13
 
'I'll spare you the details of finding the solution for world peace we found that night.'

Once, ill found a solution to all of mankinds problems, and i forgot.

Wisely used, drugs are an enrichment.
They dont make you creative, they dont expand consciousness,
To change consciousness, you need a consciousness.
Te became creative, you have to be it BEFORE you take the drug.
 
 
RoozleRoseSun Feb 13
 
You can either do drugs or let them do you. I like high most always, but YOU gotta be the one in charge and use good judgement...
'Wisely used, drugs are an enrichment.'
Amen! and Namaste.
 
 
BeachGoatMon Feb 14
 
Every day you see it, a baggie stuffed in a shoe, a bindle crammed in someone's shorts.

Your drugs will only treat you as well as you treat them. Use proper containers. Don't crush them or expose them to dampness.

Stop Drug Abuse!
 
 


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