Jesus. This is like watching a train wreck, back up, put on its fancy hat, wreck again, then write a letter home to mom about it, then go around for years re-enacting the wreck at parties.

It's real, too, if the outpouring of cyber-condolences on his site is any judge.

What a profound bunch of crap. This guy deserves to win the 'asshat of the year' award.

He should be ashamed to be a human being.

I think I think the web makes me feel not alone and I feed it my intimacy.

Issues Dawg Issues

I caught a glimpse of duff poster in the background, you're right it is qwerty.

i could only get through a few months before i WTFed and moved on

When I realize there are people like him out there, I don't feel so bad about myself anymore.

Nothing like the wretched to make you feel good about your own drab, miserable lives.

what the hell is he on?

That's a sad thing. I hope someone got him some help. I think every one is close to the edge in one way or another. It doesn't take much of a push to send us over.

i swear i type things nad hours later theyve changed. i meant 'minutes'

He made a good point though: 'There is a red light on the front of my camera.'

People have been lonely and alienated as long as there have been people in the world. These days, thanks to the internet, people can hang out their disturbing laundry for every one to see in a more direct real time kind of way. The only reason this stuff is disturbing is because, like Azron said, everyone is only a step away from being that dude. The veneer of 'I have my life together' can be scraped away quite easily.

Watching this shit just derpresses me, and so does his hair.

I wonder how long it will take before he realizes all the hits he got on his site the past couple of days and how many niggers have seen him being girlyman.

That was the singlemost disturbing thing I have ever seen on the net, not that I believe he is 100% genuine, but this self martyrdom/ troll behavior actually made me feel bad for about 2.3 seconds. This feeling was immediately replaced with loathing as I realized that this dude is the male emotional equivalent of my ex. I think he needs an apathy inoculation, right in the ass, administered by a large cellmate named Big Agnes. That should help him with his companionship/alienation/perspective issues.

I'm not a shrink but it looked genuine to me. I've seen a lot of crazy and that boy has it.

I'm not denying that he's nuts, but it was a performance, he fukin edited it for crissakes.

At first I suspected it was some sort of portfolio clip and he was looking for an acting job. Too much of that was exactly the way I'd sound if I were doing a completely over-the-top impersonation of 'high-drama girlyman on the ropes.'

'The... WORDS... in this... sentence sound thoughtful, and they're leading up to...'

*Look off into the middle distance, chew thoughts carefully*

'Leading up to a...'

*Face audience and deliver eureka moment*

'insightful conCLUsion!'

I don't doubt he's feeling most or all of that. Sure picked a theatrical way to express it, though.

P.S. I did a lot of uncomfortable chuckling through this. Someone needed to slap him hard in his soft lil face and take him out to do something manly, like crucify third-worlders.

His web-presence/blog is almost as painful to read, I'll give him props for his weird sticktoitiveness (ya tis a made up werd). This guy has fashioned his ass into a hat at a very young age, and no amount of public opinion/shame will jar it loose.

This still works, and is still hideous to watch.

Haha, I've been looking for this for forever.

THANX D00d

clicky no worky

Right. Two admins just posted about it in the last 5 minutes, but it doesn't work for you, therefore it must not work for anyone without Downs Syndrome.

:DEDUCTIVELOGICAWARD:

one of my early submissions, i feel l ike this guy right now

Quick, 'vblog it' (tm).

Oh fuck, this is still just as hideous.

:< people on the other side of the internet have issues