Not surprising. Detroit has a history of fielding shitty teams - just look at the Lions and the Tigers - maybe they could lure him out of hiding with Tigers season tickets..

saddam was also given the key to my heart

Haha. Your heart. There is no key. Because there is no heart. You have a miniature wind-up clapper-monkey in there instead. It runs down a lot and you have to feed it dirt. That's why I liek you. Because I get to force dirt into your body and call it nutrition.

I heard it was the key to your pooper.

I liek dirt... and monkeys... and poo! Why, this post has everything!

I didn't have a coke can. Until now.