OR....

• Eternal Reefs in Decatur, Ga., where cremains are mixed with cast concrete and formed into artificial reefs. ($850 to $3,200)

• Celebrate Life of Lakeside, Calif., a company that packs cremains into fireworks and puts on a personalized show complete with music. ($3,250-$6,000)

• Biloxi, Miss., where Eternally Yours Memorial Art incorporates them into framed custom paintings. ($350-$950)

• Canuck's Sportsman's Memorials in Des Moines, where ashes are funneled inside hand-carved duck decoys, basketballs or shotgun shells. ($300-$800)

Actually, Im gonna do the one where they shoot your whole body into space; like before they cremate me. I think it would be money well spent. Especially if the thing falls back to earth and ruins someone's house. That would be great.

Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
and may Uranus be free of Klingons.

Yes, send me, defunct body and all into space, to hover around for millennia, until some unforunate alien from a higher civilization tooling around in his ship splatters my remains in and out, not unlike this.

The local company that does the marine construction around here (piers, docks, etc) has a tradition of firing the ashes of the expired team members from the owner's cannon out over the bay. Quite a BOOM! and a nice display of sparks, smoke, and a heavenly cloud.