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| | | computer guy : ' I found blood in my stool this morning '
other guy : ' Lucky bastard, you gooks get all the luck ' | | | |
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| | | computer guy: ' fuck I wonder if my mom is home'?
other guy: ' I dont give a fuck im jerkin off'. | | | |
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| | | Computer guy: Look at mah noo database applicashon - you like?
Other guy: [THINKING] I'm gonna arse rape him so bad - I loves me some asians | | | |
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| | | computer guy: So they don't have teeth down there??
other guy: Hmm...perplexing. If this is untrue, will the circle-circle-dot-dot defense be compromised? | | | |
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| | | Haha. Chronos wins (my heart). | | | |
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| | | Computer Guy: Hey, I wonder if there are any sites cooler than TNFZ on the internets?
Other Guy: Hmmm.... I wonder if I could Whack this Gook on the Head with This Candle Stick and Get Away With Those Stacks of Majic The Gathering Cards. | | | |
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| | | Computer guy: Is that my mom in a German Schiester movie!?!! Oh my fucking god. Ret's rook for more!
Other guy: Hmmm...that's exactly how she looked when I fucked her. | | | |
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| | | Computer Guy: See! Look at the picture. Our women do NOT have sideways vaginas!
Other Guy: Well fuck me runnin. Here's your five bucks. | | | |
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| | | Computer guy : 'WOW, poisonSock is in a bad mood today'
Other guy : ' @SexNinja ???' | | | |
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| | | Computer Guy: Website say no refund, you stuck with me for life.
Other Guy: Thats the last mail order bride I buy on ebay. | | | |
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| | | Computer guy: So the females have assholes too?
Chaps guy: My life is about to change | | | |
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| | | computer guy: Wow! I didn't know that a horse and a person could do that.
Other guy: Im not a horse but it does look fun, wanna try it? | | | |
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| | | computer guy:Here we are Linkswarm.Are you sure about this I've heard these retards are ruthless!
other guy:STFU.You start a thread asking if I'm gay and I'll go and put on a fake moustache. | | | |
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| | | computer guy: And the best part of the colonoscopy is you get to keep the video!
other guy: (sigh) Now I know it's love. | | | |
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| | | If you assholes keep this kind of hilarity up, I'm going to have to figure out a way to put you all on payroll. | | | |
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| | | computer guy: I told her I look like David Hasselhoff.
other guy: And she wants you to meet her at her house? COOL! | | | |
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| | | other guy; mmm....fffrr...nnrg..arr.....fffurk.
computer guy; If you're gonna jerk off while we watch internet porn don't ever cum on my back AGAIN!!!
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other guy; mmm....fffrr...nnrg..arr.....fffurk.
computer guy(alternate ending); Dude, you just spit on my back. I can always tell when you're faking it. | | | |
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| | | computer guy:these anal beads sure are sexy im gonna order them other guy:dont forget the anal lube | | | |
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| | | Computr guy: Nice Tits!
Other guy: Yeah, but why has she got a dick dude? | | | |
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