Grandma Glues Eyelids Shut
grandma confused super glue for eyedrops

by DrCube 1435 Reads
on Tue Jan 11 2005 Add to your ClipSwarm
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thorsteinTue Jan 11
 
I love the quote from her husband: 'Normally you can't shut her up!'
 
 
ghostriderTue Jan 11
 
She calls her husband 'Dad'...she deserves an eye-glueing, and worse.
 
 
flatusTue Jan 11
 
'Dad, I think I've glued my eyes shut'

Yeah that sez it all.

 
 
wolferWed Jan 12
 
damn didnt know it was that big. fuckers
 
 
azron123Wed Jan 12
 
What will those whacky Australians do next?
 
 
jacketWed Jan 12
 
dingy broad
 
 
wolferWed Jan 12
 
hhm thanks man. my drunkardness was impairing mah vision lastnight.
 
 
RoozleRoseWed Jan 12
 
'Bout 5 years ago while shroomin' at home, I nearly did the same stupid thing! Digging around in a clusterfuck of a dresser drawer (in the dark of course) I located the Visine, started to unscrew the cap, and raised the bottle up to apply drops. Fortunately, I wasn't too hi to notice the shape of the bottle neck wasn't QUITE right, so I hit the lightswitch. When I saw that it was the Superglue, my knees gave out. I can't even imagine having to go to the ER with your eyelids glued shut while tripping. BAD BUZZ!
 
 
TagnutWed Jan 12
 
This link bring Ragoos pre-cock monkey avatar to mind.
 
 


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