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Oh wait, that must be your dad. | | | |
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There we go. Happy photoshoppery, faggot! | | | |
| | | | | | | | Zapple:
NO!
BAD! BAD! BAD!
NO BISCUIT FOR YOU!
GO TO YOUR CRATE!
STAY!
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | How come nobody likes my mustache and sideburns. When they come back in style you'll I'll have bragging rights. | | | |
| | | | | | | | Your mustache looks good.
FOR ME TO FUCK. | | | |
| | | | | | | | Yeah, he looks so 80's young TOM SELLECK | | | |
| | | | | | | | I think because the 'coming back in style' for that particular fashion was scheduled for the 1470s. Unfortunately, by my notes, this time period has already occurred, and we're all stuck moving in a single direction through spacetime.
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| | | | | | | | You know what I'm saying, bronco. ;) | | | |
| | | | | | | You guys are going to make me shave and get off my lazy, fat ass and lose some weight. I'm telling you man, I'm a big fat bloated beached whale piece of gay amphibian shit. I need to get in shape.
FUCK IT!!! FUCK IT!!! I'M SHAVING!!! | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | hope i'm not (lie) too late, but you'd probably look goofy without it. | | | |
| | | | | | | | you could have pecs like that ebay fairy if you did enough pushups, d00d. | | | |
| | | | | | | | Dear Zapple,
Give me back my moustache, you greasy fuk! Look deep into my tiger's eyes, fag. We shall hunt you down and take back what is rightfully ours if you do not comply. God's speed.
Doug Henning
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | | You have really outdone yourself fastlane. | | | |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | If it is true, zapple could very well be the only gay man in Maine to come out of the closet on line. | | | |
| | | | | | | Holy shit fastlane, that's funny as hell. I spit coffee all over the fucking place. You owe me a new keyboard. | | | |
| | | | | | | | Fastlane has a huge photoshop penis. | | | |
| | | | | | | | Checks in the mai zapple. No, really. | | | |
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