I'm on it, chief.

i think we have our selves a weiner ladies and gents

Grr.

Barch, I'll beat you to it: I'd hit it.

Happy B-day Dumbskull. You didn't happen to write Dear Abby about sharing with New Years Eve did you?

what's that smell?

I ain't got no photoshop, but I got Wisconsin's finest
have a few Leinenkugel's, on the house.

^fuck wrong chop^

still funnay tho

That is the most cock I have had in a year and half!

I aint got p'shop but happy birthday anyway 'Skull.

From Teh Long Lost Dumbskull archives...

^lal@penix^

I've never seen a pussy with such an even wall-to-wall carpet before.It looks like it is only a cheap nylon rug though,not a good wool shag (pile).

You're missing the point dragonstaff..... it is a CUNT FACE!

Didn't miss it 'Skull, just didn't think to state the obvious.

HAHA. That's great Lefen. I gotta learn how to do that shite.

's easy d00d. make up your pictures in photoshop then feed them into a gif animator - there's plenty of free ones on teh intaweb.

fuking spelt src as scr. sorry guys :(

Dammit lefen now I can never drink gin without thinking of Dumbskull.

Teh $1 spot is way cool

EEEWWWWWW... DS is a smoker?

teh barch don't hit smokers :thumbsdown:

Aww, I want to do so many bad things & can't figure out the P-Shop Dealie shit!
Just know if I could, you would be a Flying Monkey, a Passenger in an Old Radio Flyer Wagon, & the Maidenhead on a Grand Tall Ship....

Love You

Goat

Here's one for Maine



Love ya, Skull!

BGoat said:
'Aww, I want to do so many bad things & can't figure out the P-Shop Dealie shit!
Just know if I could, you would be a Flying Monkey, a Passenger in an Old Radio Flyer Wagon, & the Maidenhead on a Grand Tall Ship....'

moar pr0n!

Clickey for Another chopped skull -- because someone doesn't like big images

Has Dumbskull commented elsewhere on this...ah, attention?

I like the original picture, a pretty lady.

How did you know she was a smoker, she's not holding a cigarette. She could be reaching for anything off stage left.

Its definitly a cigarette.
I dont get any good ideas for you picture, dont want to make
any further pr0n pic.

Anyway: Happy Birthday Dumbskull

im still working on something..but Happy Birthday.

aw come on Sachsenpaule we know you have 1337 choppin skillz.

On Tue Jan 04 Heather said:
'How did you know she was a smoker, she's not holding a cigarette. She could be reaching for anything off stage left. '

Yeah, I spose you're right, Heather. She could be reaching for just about anything. Except she's not 'reaching for' anything. She's reaching to put down a cigarette in the ashtray on the table beside her. I know this because I have the sense of vision and have observed that there is in fact a table with an ashtray upon it beside her. And, whatever it is that she's putting in the ashtray, it is small enough and light enough that she is holding it with only her finger tips. I further observed the plume of smoke rising from the area of her fingers, the ashtray, the table, and the cigarette very much the way that smoke rises from a cigarette.



Please, in the future if you would like further information regarding the source of my observations, just ask. Don't tell me I'm wrong and dismiss my theory as less than accurate. You will lose.

go ahead ask me how I know she's putting it down and not picking it up... go ahead ask... I dare ya...

Very astute.

Could be a cigarelle.

yeah that changes everything :eyeroll:

So much energy in defending a position no one's challenging you on. Are you compensating for something?

the moral of the story:


'don't go dissin' a bored barch'

Might be one of those left-handed smokes.

He's compensating for being Barch.

Barch, it almost sort of pains me to say it, but I have to applaud you, sir.

my work here is done

Yes is/was a smoke! SO THE FUCK WHAT? Barch? WTF? Everyone pretty much knows I drink, smoke, cuss, DON'T HAVE SEX and hang out around here; so what is the big fucking deal? I am 45 fucking years old, I do not need your or anyone’s approval to do whatever the fuck I want to! I have earned that right just staying alive this fuking long... I have gray hair, tatoos, grandkids and too many x- husbands!

Wow. Not only do I now want to subscribe to barch's newsletter, I want to masturbate furiously to it.

is it just me, or does something smell?

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

on Tue Jan 04 Dumbskull wrote:
'Got TextWar? Yes is/was a smoke! SO THE FUCK WHAT? Barch? WTF? Everyone pretty much knows I drink, smoke, cuss, DON'T HAVE SEX and hang out around here; so what is the big fucking deal? I am 45 fucking years old, I do not need your or anyone’s approval to do whatever the fuck I want to! I have earned that right just staying alive this fuking long... I have gray hair, tatoos, grandkids and too many x- husbands!'

Sorry dollface but, a guy's gotta have standards. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'll fuck anything that moves and if it doesn't move, I'll pick it up and shake it. but, when it comes to smokers... EEWWW yuck!

Do you all realize how bad you smell? how bad you taste? How annoying your weazing and coughing is? and then there's the chunks of brown/orange snot in the sink and the burns in the couch cushions and the edge of the coffee table.

Smokers = YUCK!

The other things I can live with. the drinking, the cussin', etc. even the age thing... quit smokin' and we'll talk

LAL.

I'm glad to hear my ass is safe around teh barch97 because of a technicality. w00t, no barchy secks!

Looks like a bad time to quit smoking.

I'll start, just for Barch

Yay, Goat takes one for the swarm!

Oh, Barch, how do you know it isn't a joint, or possibly a peice of gum she was tired of chewing and she just happens to have a chunk of dry ice one the plate where she is depositing it? Hmmm?