teh homeless should do what I did. buy a house, then they wouldn't be homeless no more

I think the person has a huge talent good photos, and making them not scary looking

This chic doesn't scare me at all.

god damn! that gave me the runs

I love how beggars who can't house or feed themselves take on the care of another mouth. 'Look, hun, we aint got no food er nothin, but look at this dog, he's worse off even more! Hey mister, got an extra cigarette?'

No, you piece of shit. I don't.

HOPE IT'S REAL COLD OUT TONIGHT! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

--GENERIC HR MANAGER--
(clears throat)
'Thank you for your resume and your interest in this current available position, as soon as we amend the HUGEFUKINGFACIALTATTOO policy we'll give you a call.'
(shreds resume)

She needs those eyestalks to feed in the dumpsters, you know. And those aren't tatoos, that's her mating plumage.