What Would Captain Sulu Do?
The Starship Enterprise's helmsman offers...um...advice.
by dudleyschwartz 2301 Reads
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ghostriderTue Dec 14
 
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cdfWed Dec 15
 
Took me a minute to get this. But very funny.
 
 
DumbskullWed Dec 15
 
Question:
Vasudeva or kHz as your Science Officer?

Answer:
Capt Sulu would pick as his science officer the man who invented the greatest achievement in space science: Tang. Ummmm delicious and good for you too....and snortable.


HA HA
 
 
DumbskullWed Dec 15
 
Question:
Why is SexNinjaMcdeath so gay?

Answer:
Capt Sulu says he doesn't know, turn your head around, look behind you and ask him...

EVEN BETTER HA HA
 
 
qwertyWed Dec 15
 
Question:
Will Dr. Cube get his posse back and lose his sad cube face?

Answer:
Capt Sulu says that Dr Cube's plan of world domination is interesting. Especially his utilization of self-actualization. Sulu self-actualizes, but usually in the shower. Soap makes it easier.
 
 
qwertyWed Dec 15
 
Question:
Will Hilary Duff marry me one day?

Answer:
Capt Sulu says SHE MINE. MINE YOU UNDERSTAND ALL MINE MINE MINE MINE....MY PRECIOUS...MINE.

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Fuck you Sulu. I hate you and your stupid website now ranked 0/10 for teh gay!!
 
 


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