lefenTue Dec 14
 
yes but THEY LOST THE FUCKING RING.
 
 
obsoleteTue Dec 14
 
Okay, this little story just goes to show you the mentality of a Marine. I have been married for seven years now and realize that it isn't the ring that makes me married, it's the love I have for my wife. The ring is only a symbol of our marriage which CAN BE REPLACED, unlike a finger. This isn't a sappy story about love, this is a sappy story about an idiot.
 
 
freakmachineTue Dec 14
 
good for him he wasn't wearing a COCK RING
 
 
HeatherTue Dec 14
 
He can no longer wear the ring; this cherished symbol of his love can never be displayed as an outward testament of his devotion. Because he no longer has the finger required to host the ring.

Point is moot regardless since the hospital lost the gahdamn ring.

I believe I'd smack my husband upside the head if he did something like this.
 
 


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