I <3 My Baby
I don't even know why I'm submitting this. I guess so Alpha Class Swarmers can have something to look at.

by government_death_robot 4737 Reads
on Tue Dec 07 2004 Add to your ClipSwarm
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vasudevaTue Dec 07
 
You kidding? You submitted this so that everyone could enjoy this lil angel:







What damaged fuk hunted down just the right halo and wings for that, and then obsessively photoshopped them onto the image of their special beautiful Chinese-food morsel?
 
 
ghostriderTue Dec 07
 
GDR..you ain't getting no christmas presents this year
 
 
LORDKAHUNATue Dec 07
 
I think I'll go stab out my eyes now, THX!
 
 
Al_CAPONETue Dec 07
 
I think i'm going to clense my eyes w/ bleach!
 
 
HeatherTue Dec 07
 
http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/

'Unfortunately, some of us don't get the happy ending we expect after many long weeks of pregnancy.
You have a loss, a loss that no pregnant couple even wants to think about. When it happens to you,
there is shock and indescribable sorrow. When it is all over, if you are lucky (and your hospital nursing
staff has been properly trained) you will at least have some photos of your precious child; photos you
will cherish forever. It has been my experience that often these cherished photos are all too graphic,
showing a damaged baby, not the beautiful child you remember giving birth to. '
 
 
azron123Tue Dec 07
 
My ex and I didn't have pics taken and I wouldn't have wanted to see them any way.

I'd rather stick with the illusion that we had a baby that didn't make it than have treasured photos to remind the whole family that we produced a chocolate sausage frog monkey.
 
 
barch97Tue Dec 07
 
I'd hit it :thumbsup:
 
 
azron123Tue Dec 07
 
It's probably only about as big as your thumb.
 
 
hoboTue Dec 07
 
'I think the link is hideous and shows that you folks don't have enough to do with yourselves. I reject the violence and degradation that the link supports and I am ashamed of you.' --vasudeva's mother
 
 
gothmogTue Dec 07
 
Awwwe...if they only stayed that way their whole lives, I'd have tons of kids.
 
 
barch97Tue Dec 07
 
azron123: 'It's probably only about as big as your thumb.'


yeah... tight...
 
 
vasudevaTue Dec 07
 
 
 
HeatherTue Dec 07
 
You mom will be proud of that hard work, Vas.

Proud.
 
 
kHzTue Dec 07
 
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhha ahahhaahahahahaha god.. that made me happy.. the first time i have even seen a visual prediction of my child's future on THE INTERNET !
 
 
styTue Dec 07
 
just keep it away from michael jackson fer christs sake.
 
 
ragooTue Dec 07
 
Suffer the little chidren to come unto me and forbid them not.
 
 
TagnutTue Dec 07
 
And here was I thinking of starting a brood with Mrs Tagnut.But after this, I've come back to my senses.
Thanks guys.
 
 
acheronTue Dec 07
 
...my soul...
 
 
Al_CAPONEWed Dec 08
 
I need a drink!
 
 
magicchexWed Dec 08
 
dude i ate one of those once

tasted like taco bell
 
 
pierced_kimWed Dec 08
 
Was 'mom' gobbling up Justine in the 3rd to last pic?
 
 
lefenWed Dec 08
 
holy fuking shit, that is sick. I can't decide if this is better or worse than harlequin foetus.
 
 
BigAndyWed Dec 08
 
dude, thats a seamonkey!!!!
 
 
barch97Wed Dec 08
 
I dunno about seamonkey but, it's sure half semen
 
 
SexNinjaWed Dec 08
 
'I can't decide if this is better or worse than harlequin foetus.'

Dude, SO much better. Harlequin dude was ALIVE.
 
 
ghostriderWed Dec 08
 
yes, and in extreme agony...Harlequin is some sad shit.
 
 
dentWed Dec 08
 
Thats just simply phuked, wrong.
 
 
lefenWed Dec 08
 
Mike, Don't Eat It! ;)
 
 
BlackjesusWed Dec 08
 
Dude I tasted one and it was just like MY ASSHOLE IS RIPPING
 
 
LuckyLucianoWed Dec 08
 
What the fucking hell....I mean, sweet blackjebus, thats fucking strange even by my standards.
 
 
HeatherWed Dec 08
 
'I dunno about seamonkey but, it's sure half semen'

Semen expert?
 
 
azron123Wed Dec 08
 
Barch is a semen donor.
 
 
vasudevaWed Dec 08
 
Barch is a semen receptacle.
 
 
DumbskullWed Dec 08
 
What is semen?
 
 
fastlaneWed Dec 08
 
You should know all about semen as you were in teh US Canoe Club.
 
 
scopeWed Dec 08
 
on the bright side...theres gotta be a few bucks worth of cultivatable cells in the sausage

 
 
government_death_robotWed Dec 08
 
CHRISTOPHER REEVES WILL WALK AGAIN!
 
 
azron123Wed Dec 08
 
Maybe in The Return Of Bubba Ho Tep. Otherwise, forget it.
 
 
vasudevaWed Dec 08
 
FOR DARTH VADER!
 
 
scopeWed Dec 08
 
on the bright side...theres gotta be a few bucks worth of cultivatable cells in the sausage

 
 
DumbskullWed Dec 08
 
Repeating asshole
 
 
ghostriderWed Dec 08
 
CHRISTOPHER VADER 4-EVAR
 
 
government_death_robotWed Dec 08
 


FWIENDS FOWEVER.

 
 
ghostriderWed Dec 08
 
taht's cold..but they do kinda look alike
 
 
azron123Wed Dec 08
 
At the end the poor guy looked more like Lex Luthor than Clark Kent
 
 
ScratchyMcFreemanThu Dec 09
 
Alrite I am going to put my foot down and demand an end to dead baby links as well as inappropriate pics of America's dearly departed favorite talking head Mr. Reeves. Show some respect!!!
 
 
government_death_robotThu Dec 09
 
DOODE, U PUT TEH DUMB IN FREEDOM.
 
 
government_death_robotThu Dec 09
 
LOL. I am textwar'd.
 
 
nocalThu Dec 09
 
Christopher Reeve was an asshole. Just like the chocolate sausage frog monkey baby abortion.
 
 
ivesleptsincethenFri Dec 10
 
kayla says thats prretty
 
 
nocalFri Dec 10
 
If you liked this, GOTO WWW.SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM IMMEDIATELY (fri at 2am)
 
 
HoboSat Dec 11
 
Can we move on?
 
 
vasudevaSat Dec 11
 
I'm not ready.
 
 
LORDKAHUNASat Dec 11
 
not until I get my chocolate sausage decoder ring
 
 
government_death_robotSun Dec 12
 
Little Orphan Annie Says: DRINK MORE OVALTINE.
 
 
HeatherWed Dec 15
 
You'll shoot your eye out
 
 


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