I just saw/heard about this thing this very morning, and in true Momad form, I would like to phrase my comment in the form of a list.
1) My first attendance to a major sports event was a Bruins game, and I was about 3 rows back from the plexiglass face-smoosh fun. That's the only part I remember, so it's kind of *yawn* as far as memories go, especially in light of this new marvelous debauchery.
2) I like how Artest tried to reach zen or something for a minute or two by sunbathing and putting on earphones. White people count to ten to settle themselves, I guess black people... yeah.
3) 'He's absolutely out of his mind!!' hahahaha
4) SNL and Dave Chappelle fodder FOREVAR!!!
5) Watching a career ending due to the person's own asshattery is always fun.
6) As I was typing #4, I saw just now, on live TV (The Early Show), an interview with one of the fans, named Bill Paulson, who got knocked the fuck in the face by Artest. He says 'wow it was really scary' and 'it could have been my little brother or my mom!' and he complains of a 'stiff neck and mild concusion.' Good God, what a horrible trauma for him!
7) HIS NAME WAS WILLIAM PAULSON. HIS NAME WAS WILLIAM PAULSON.
8) 'This is not good for the NBA...' Hahahaha yeah well, not a lot of things have been good for the NBA, might as well finally wrap it all up in one shot. So to speak.