Half-Life 2 Released Today (As If You Didn't Know)
It's been so long. But through the rough times, we've always been there together.

by vasudeva 1961 Reads
on Tue Nov 16 2004 Add to your ClipSwarm
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CrackalackinTue Nov 16
 
I swear that if anyone posts a spoiler, ther shall be a river of blood going from my house, through Vas's house (I got to find your address somehow), and to your house.
 
 
DumbskullTue Nov 16
 
They all die in the end... hows that for a fucking spoiler.
 
 
SexNinjaTue Nov 16
 
I wish I could get into this... alas, I have neither the computer for it nor the time. I hate me.
 
 
Weakling2Tue Nov 16
 
Don't worry your not missing much.
 
 
qwertyWed Nov 17
 
Our fabled hero battles the aliens once again on their homeworld.. In the end he gets back to earth where he finds that they have taken over...

He then fights them off with the help of the army dudes. And finds that it's a test. The government have been testing him in a matrix like world for the real thing. He then fights the aliens in real life and escapes the government facility that was holding him. The end...

Oops, I got my copy early
 
 
freakmachineWed Nov 17
 
The guy kills the girl and feeds her to his starving dog in the end.
 
 
yazirianWed Nov 17
 
Hermione dies.
 
 
mundhraWed Nov 17
 
unfortunately, all of you guys are not JUST A DREAM.
 
 
ghostriderWed Nov 17
 
Crackalackin, I actually have Vas' address

2012 15th Ave S.

329-3288
 
 
magicchexWed Nov 17
 
fuck that -- GTA SA for life
 
 
vasudevaWed Nov 17
 
NO, NETHACK!!!!!!!!1111
 
 
Weakling2Wed Nov 17
 
PWNED!!!11
 
 
CentWed Nov 17
 



FUXOR'd!!!1
 
 
CentWed Nov 17
   
 
vasudevaWed Nov 17
 
I'm sitting here with this fuking game on my hard disk and no video card worthy of its code.

I;m all bunged up about it.
 
 
CrackalackinWed Nov 17
 
Get a 6600GT AGP already
 
 
LuckyLucianoWed Nov 17
 
Yea, so I havent gone to class in three days due to this and Need for Speed Underground. I should just call in sick for the next week of class and work.
 
 
KMart_FetusThu Nov 18
 
Cent, I cannot thank you enough for that link. I had a great time making some sweet, old, straight-laced southern lady speak vulgar ebonics to my roommate who was just 10 feet away from me. Life rules now.
 
 
KMart_FetusFri Nov 19
 
Update: Some friends and I have used the service to have some random, vulgar, dadaist 'poetry' read by confused-sounding operators. We've made some recordings on a microcassette and are in the process of cleaning up the sound a bit.
 
 
CentSat Nov 20
 
LOL!!!11!!!
 
 
drcubeSat Nov 20
 
For anyone else getting ready to play this game. Jack up the default difficulty. I left it on the default difficulty and beat the game in 10 hours. I am getting ready to play it again on super tough.
 
 
yazirianMon Nov 22
 
I'm about 7 or 8 hours in, and I am wondering Cube...

What is 'super tough'? Is that when they make the edge-detection even MORE fucking annoying? I swear to christ, I can run into things that are ten feet away. Now I know how a dog feels when it's wearing one of those neck cones, and its ass itches. NNF! RRG! CAN'T... GET... THERE...
 
 


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