How to grow hot peppers out your ass would have been more interesintg

I had some nice Jalapenos this year, Sweet peppers were a bust,though. Too much rain.

My mom makes this fabulous hot pepper jelly. I'm going home this weekend for the express purpose of retrieving some, in fact. Habanero. :>

I still chuckle inside when I think of yaz scampering to upchuck Vlad's insano jalepeno into the same bowl I dropped a duece in not moments before.

Haha. He left little spacemonkey vr000m dusttrails in his wake.

TEH WINNAR IS MY.

Those little orange pumpkin shaped habaneros are quite the spicy critter, especially when combined with a fruit or sugar base like jelly or orange juice (try it as a glaze for barbeque after stovetop reduction for an hour or so). Serranos are bite for bite a hotter pepper, but the all time great are those little Thai peppers about the size of Tabasco peppers. Cheese & Fucking Crackers!

My ass will tell you no upchucking took place. It burned in both directions.