DunnoTue Mar 18
 
I have yet to see a pic of the woman who dropped the phone...she must have been one hot Mombasa Mamma!
 
 
DunnoTue Mar 18
 
and here I just thought they had the potential to cause cancer...perhaps a string attachment, like my grandmother had on her glasses is in order.
 
 
DunnoTue Mar 18
 
Good Idea!
 
 
DunnoTue Mar 18
 
Thanks.
 
 
sTgTue Mar 18
 
You're fucked up dude.

You gotta wonder what kind of shit was down there that could kill someone. That's some toxic shit. I didn't know they had Taco Bell in Kenya.
 
 
sTgTue Mar 18
 
Dunno. You just like to post for the sake of posting don't you.
 
 
sTgTue Mar 18
 
I agree with the string idea. It is a good idea.
 
 
AgentGynoTue Mar 18
 
So at 1,000 shillings for the reward and 6, 000 for the phone, (1,000 shillings= $13) that works out to $91 dollars. Divide that three times, for each life taken, and thats gives you 30 1/3.
A male Kenyan's life is worth $30.33, not bad, not bad at all.
 
 
DunnoTue Mar 18
 
sorry - it got lonely
 
 
azron123Tue Mar 18
 
Actually they'll usually kill eachother for a lot less than 30 Bucks. People kill eachother here for a lot less than $30.
 
 
MOMADTue Mar 18
 
I wonder why they had to say that she was taking a shit at the time. Maybe they wanted to enhance the gross factor by explaining that this phone was not only dropped into and lost in a sea of vile dung, it even had some poop on it when it fell! WOW!

One other thing. Dunno: What exactly about this story makes you think the girl was hot? If it's because she was pooping, please don't answer this question. Thx.
 
 
DunnoTue Mar 18
 
MOMAD: If some fat ho' drops her phone in the loo and asks me to retreive it; I aint even gonna think about it.

However, if she's really HOT...I may at least hesitate before I say no...

Question for you: why does metatron want to kill you?
 
 
MOMADTue Mar 18
 
I don't know. That's a complete random mystery to me as well. Maybe he thought about his own celly getting lost forever in awful poo and it angered him.
 
 
trousersnakeTue Mar 18
 
Man, that is some phoney shit.
 
 
EdVentureTue Mar 18
 
Hey, I have an idea! How about you get indoor fuking plumbing before you get cellphones!
 
 
wylddogTue Mar 18
 
Okay, the first guy, I guess on some planet I can understand that. Numbers 2 and 3 are serious Darwin Award candidates!
 
 


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