LK, this is almost as bad as your green penis-monster, sherry avatar thingymajigger.

I haet u, internet.

dirty

--FADE IN

A dreadlocked middle aged man wearing bib-overalls and a tie-dye shirt is sitting on 2 stacked crates of explosives in front of an somewhat elderly Apple computer. His surrounding walls are festooned with pictures cut out of 'High Times', their placement could be described as chaotic randomness save for one contrasting image, a laminated poster of 'Marky Mark' striking a particularily menacing pose (circa Funky Bunch) holds a prominent place above his technorelic.

The man's mouth is agape while he holds a fleeting boner in his right hand, and a wad of tissue in the other.

-GHOSTRYDERZZ-
'Fuking LK, he promised lesbians, this isn't lesbians'
forlornly stuffs wilted member into pants
'Goddam Mac, you failed me again'
wipes hands on pants

-SHEEP (off-screen)-
'baaaa!'

-GHOSTRYDERZZ-
'hold on, I'm coming'

--FADE

That spuer duper spys-on-peoples software downloaded through LS porn appears to be working.

damn, you're good

:barf:

LK!!! HAHAHA

Great Story. I think we have all had roommates from hell at one time or another in our sorted past maybe even been the bad roommate at one time...

You all failed to mention that there was SHIT in her/his/it's UNDERWEAR. And that said SHITWEAR was thrown at someone. I'm just thankful, I'm not that guy.

The rag bag made me gag.

They look alike. Are they keeping it in the family?

Shit.