FUCK. I totally agree with this article. The press conference was a complete travesty. I can't believe america is being run by a complete moron. Further, I'm starting to question the intergrity of the mass media (not that i had much faith in it before). They are ignoring all the issues and praising Bush for being a "cowboy". Great, Fantastic, but with an idiot like that for a leader, you have to wonder, who is actually running the country.
Well i can tell you it's not bush, he can barely tie his own shoes in the morning.

Oh yeah, i forgot. I'm not a homo but I HATE BUSH.

sTg,
FUCK - you not only look like me-you sound like me... couldn't agree more.

This is kinda scary. Do i have a twin i never knew about? Or are we part of some strange experiment, breeding super-humans to conquer our enemies. If so then i guess we're the rejects because we hate our "fearless cowboy leader".

You guys are like clowns. CLOWNS FUCK, YOU KNOW!!!

What is that supposed to mean?

No, I had no idea. Thanks.

I guess real journalism has finally gone the way of the typewriter and 8-track player.

It is sad.

Still, I had no idea clowns fucked. I mean..where are all the fucking clown children then? I thought they just came from the same place the fucking Mimes did; somewhere in fucking France.
I do know clowns entertain at birthday parties and invite the little kids over afterwards, molest them , kill them and then bury them in their basement.
I lived in Chicago.

Mimes, clown, priests. They're all child molesters to me. And don't even get me started on the guy at the mall who plays santa during christmas time (as opposed to the guy at the mall who plays santa at any other time of the year <- this guy is the crazy one). And i don't think that mimes and clowns come from france, they probably come from Jupiter or Neptune and France just happens to be the landing zone for these freaks. We'll technically if you think of it, they do come from france, they just start from somewhere else.

p.s. i'm insane.

The female clowns lay eggs in masses that resemble cotton candy mixed with peanuts and popcorn. After hatching the infant clowns resemble pigeons and they head for the nearest park or street corner where they can observe street performers. after about 5 years they form a coccoon that resembles used nikes or in some cases old condoms. After spending about 5 months in metamorphosis the adult clowns emerge and depending on the species the become circus clowns, mimes or politicians.

I suspect that the used condoms become politicians. Nikes are too good for them. All in all you're hypothesis seems to be quite sound and i'm sure i saw a condom about 5 years ago that looked exactly like George Dubya Bush but it was filled with semen and not shit like he is now.

Personally, I'm awaiting for the Dunno shoe to drop.

Hmm, maybe we could grow a bunch of clowns of mimes and attempt to train them to do our bidding, but they would probably escape and infiltrate the gov't and start a war. Oh wait that's happening right now isn't it?

a bit of trouble with the laces...hold on

Laces, i thought you only used velcro.

Sorry; totally distracted by the last link posted regarding teenage singing lesbians...what were we talking about here?

Clowns, shoes, condoms, mimes, laces, velcro, lesbians, Bush, war and the reproductive cycles of politicians.

Hahaha. What the fuk are you doing, dude?

Reminding Dunno of the things we were talking about. I know it doesn't make much sense but work has been stupid and i'm also going quite insane. The insanity is probably the reason i like megarad so much.